A Tour (of me)
I don’t mind giving you a tour of me,
But your own risk if you get lost.
And if you promise to be a good guest,
I too will try to be a good host.
So if that is agreed, let’s set down a few rules –
One, you cannot for ever stay;
Two, you will come when I ask you to,
And leave when I say, go away.
Okay. Mind your steps, it’s labyrinthine in here,
And there ain’t much time, do not be slow.
What? You think there is nothing to see in the dark?
I think it is time for you to go.
That will be all then, between you and me,
Apologies, for you seem disappointed.
I knew when I saw you, that would be the case,
And I guess I should have pointed.